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WHAT
HAS HAPPENED TO MY BLOODETH?????!!!!!!!!!!
SCREAM
FOR YOUR BLOOD MORTALS.......ITS YOUR HERO DEVIL GUI ONCE AGAIN TO
HELPETH YOU!!!!!!
APPARANTLY
IM "NOT" A TRUE SNK FAN IF I HATE A FEW OF ITS
"GARBAGE" TITLES OR IF I PLAY MY GAMES, HEAVEN FORBID I SHOULD
"SCRATCH A CD" ACCIDENTLY OR "PLUG IN" A CART, LEST
I DAMAGE IT!
SO
WHAT TO SOLUTION?
WELL
APPARENTLY IM SUPPOSED TO GIVE ALL THE GAMES 100% AND PRETEND I LIKE
MAJHONG TITLES, HORSE RACING AND THE LIKES.........SO IVE DECIDED ON
WHICH PATH TO TAKE..........GURILLA! NO ONE TELLS THE DEVIL IN SNKHELL
HOW TO DO HIS ONLINE JOB, BUT FOR THE DEVIL IN SNKHELL.......AND I CAN
ASSURE ALL YOU "REAL" GUI LONG FANS (NEO GEO 10 BEING ONE OF
MY BIGGEST FANS!) THAT I WILST CONTINUE TO WORK AS I HAVE SINCE I
STARTED ALL THOSE YEARS AGO..........THAT IS MY WAY.........
HERE
IS A STATEMENT
GUI_LONG=SNK.......THE
CONSOLES (NEO GEO) EVERY GAME PUBLISHED BY SNK AND 3RD PARTY
DISTRIBUTERS ARE BY NO MEANS GREAT.........SNK IS AN EXCELLENT COMPANY,
PRODUING HIGH ABOVE LEVELS IN GAME PLAY TO OTHER COMPANYS, AND PRODUCE A
CONSOLE VASTLY SUPERIOR TO ANYTHING AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF RELEASE,
STILL WORTHY OF NEWER CONSOLES AND ENOUGH POWER TO CONTINUE THE GREAT
GAMING FUTURE!
I BY NO
MEANS HATE SNK OR NEO GEO BECAUSE A FEW OF ITS TITLES ARE "PIECES
OF CRAP" AND "GUTTER TRASH".....I PREFER "MOST"
SNK GAMES TO THOSE OF LESSER COMPANYS AND RUNNERUPS (CAPCOM DATA EAST
KANOMI ETC) BUT IM NOT GOING TO LIE AND PRETEND I WORSHIP CRAPPY GAMES
OR LIE ABOUT THE VALUE/WORTH OF PARTICULAR TITLES TO THE
PUBLIC.........IM A SNK FAN DEVOUT......NOT A LYING BIMBO "NEO GEO
BIG TYMER".......NEO BIG TYMERS CAN GO GET IMPALED IF THEYRE THAT
"BONE HEADED".....IVE NO WISH FOR ALL THE GAMES OR
PARAPHANALIA.......ESPECIALLY NOT FAKE HOME MADE STUFF IN SOME SHAVED
APES GARAGE....JUST GIVE ME THE HIGH QUALITY THANX!
IF I
REVIEW A GAME AS SHIT AND YOU DONT LIKE IT, THERE IS ALWAYS
SUICIDE!......
WELL
LETS HURRY UP AND GET ON WITH MY INSANITIE AFTER WASTING SO MUCH
TIME........
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OH MY BLOOD!!!!!!!!
SAMURAI
SHODOWN 2 NEO CD REVIEW
SAMURAI
SHODOWN 2 (TO QUOTE A FIEND....."HEY THEY LEFT THE "W"
OUT OF SHODOWN")
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS GAME YOU MAY ASK.......AND I MAY
REPLY.......AS FOLLOWS...........SAMURAI SHODOWN 2 IS A WONDERFUL GAME
WITH BEAUTIFUL ANIMATION AMAZING MUSIC AND AN EXTREMELY HIGH LEARNING
CURVE.......BUT ASK YOURSELF THIS........DOES IT DESERVE A 100%
SCORE?.......THE ANSWER, AS WITH ALL GAMES IS A CLEAR "NO" THE
SPEELING IS NO REASON TO LOWER THE MARKS.......THE POINTS GO ACCROSS
FINE AND THESE DONT AFFECT THE MAIN POINT "GAMEPLAY" ....THE
GAME PLAYS WELL, HOWEVER IVE NOTICED SOME ANNOYING THINGS IN THIS
ASPECT.......FIRST AND FOREMOST IS WHEN YOU ATTACK, AND BECAUSE OF THE
ANIMATION OR THE CHARACTER DOING THE SAME THING, YOU BOTH GO THRU EACH
OTHER..........TO MOST IT MAY BE MINOR, TO ME IT OPENS A WHOLE RANGE OF
CHEATING THE COMPUTER CAN DO FROM THIS POINT, AS IT KNOWS ALL THE
"BUGS" AND USES THESE AS "EXTRA HIT
WINNERS"........I DONT MIND IF IM HIT FAIR AND SQUARE IN A HARD
GAME.........BUT I WANT PERFECTION!.......ALSO, I DONT KNO IF ITS JUST
ME, BUT WHEN I DO KYOSHIROS SUPER IT COMES OUT PIXEL PERFECT
TIMING.......HOUHMARU GENJURO ETC SEEM TO COME OUT WITH LAG FILLED
UPPERCUTS.......BUT AGAIN JUBEI AND HANZOS SUPERS COME OUT
FINE........IT SEEMS HALF THE CAST HAS MOVES TOO SIMILAR TO THE SUPERS
OR SOMETHING.........THEN THERES THE ASPECT THAT I "LOATHE",
PERHAPS IM PSYCOTIC, BUT I SWEAR THE EDO EXPRESS DELIVERY MAN RUNS AND
DROPS THE FOOD ON THE COMPUTERS HEAD OVER 65% OF THE TIME........AND
100% ON SOME CHARACTERS..........IE CHAM CHAMS STAGE, HE WILL KEEP GOING
TILL HE GIVES HER THE BIGGEST AMOUNT OF FOOD.........ITS A DISGUSTING
FEELING WHEN YOUR BATTERED AND BRUISED, AND THE EDO FKR DELIVERS A ROAST
FKN CHICKEN TO CHAM CHAM OVER AND OVER, KEEPING HER HEALTHY WHEN YOU
NEED IT..........
GRAPHICAL ISSUES THAT NEED TO BE ADDRESSES ARE "KUKORO"S FLAGS
CHANGING SIDES WHEN YOU JUMP TO THE OTHER SIDE OF YOUR OPPONENT AND THE
EDO GUYS LOOK DEFORMED ;) NOT TO MENTION GEN AN HAVING A PAIR OF CLOTHES
ATTACHED TO EACH CONSECUTIVE SKIN HE SHEDS (BUT NOW IM BEING WAYYYYY TOO
PICKY........THESE WONT DETRACT FROM GAMEPLAY AND WONT LOOSE IT ANY
MARKS)
THE LOADING IS QUITE SLOW AND IT IS "DAMN ANNOYING" WHEN YOU
GET INTO THE MUSIC AND ITS CUT WAYYYYYY SHORT BY THE LOADINGS
START........ITS UNDERSTANDABLE BUT STILL A FEATURE THAT BUGS ME......
OH AND OF CORSE HOW COULD I ALSO FORGET ONE OF SAMURAI SHODOWNS MOST
ANNOYING FEATURES......HITTING 2 BUTTONS SIMALTANIOUSLY.......TO SOME
ITS EASY..........TO MOST ITS A MASSIVE PAIN, ESPECIALLY SINCE A CONTROL
PAD IS NORMALLY USED WITH THE 2 THUMBS FOR PRESSING (CONTRARY TO HOW THE
MASTER SYSTEM CONTROL PADS WERE "SUPPOSED" TO BE USED......2
FINGERS FOR DPAD AND 2 FINGERS FOR BUTTONS, HELD AT THE BACK BY
THUMBS....) 2 BUTTONS IS A BIT OF AN ASK, ESPECIALLY FOR HEAVY
SLASH........I LIKE THE SS4 CONTROL SYSTEM BETTER (3 SLASHES 1 KICK)
SINCE I RARELY USE KICK ANYWAY (DOES IT EVEN "DO" WORTHWHILE
DAMAGE????)
THE
WINNER FEATURES THIS GAME HAS ARE.......AMAZING MUSIC! (KYOSHIRO AND
HOUHMARUS BEING MY FAVORITES) ALL CD QUALITY AND DONE WITH BEAUTIFUL
REAL INSTRUMENTS......I ALMOST CRY =)
AMAZING GRAPHIX! THE GAME LOOKS BEAUTIFUL, YOULL FEEL AS IF YOUR IN THE
SCENE.....(GENJUROS STAGE TAKING THE PEPSI FOR BEST!) ALL COMPLIMENTED
BY THE MUSIC SO WELL, WITH THE CHARACTERS THAT REALLY FIT IN, AS WELL AS
THE DIALOGUES (LOVE IT WHEN CHARS TALK TO EACH OTHER) STORY SEQUENCES,
WITH BEAUTIFUL ANIMATION I MAY ADD TOO! AND AN ("AWESOME"
WOULD BE AN UNDERSTATEMENT)ARRAY OF MOVES AT YOUR CONTROL......THIS GAME
OOZES SPECIALS SECRETS ETC AND YOU CAN SEE JUST HOW GREAT "SNK"
ARE WHEN YOU LOOK AT THIS GAME OF OLDE (YES IT IS GETTING OLD, THOW I
ONLY NOTICE WHEN I REMEMBER 3 AND 4 OR I SEE THE YEAR ON THE START UP
SCREEN)......THE CONTROLS ARE GREAT , BUT FOR THE MENTIONED GLITCHES AND
FACT THAT TOO MANY MOVES MAKES INEVITABLE "WRONG MOVES" COME
OUT WHEN YOU NEED SOMETHING BAD!
IN ALL
ILL GIVE THIS GAME AN 85% AT THE VERY MOST.........THE GAME HAS FEW
FLOORS, BUT THEY REALLY STICK OUT (THE FEW THAT ARE THERE) AND DETRACT
QUITE HARSHLY FROM THE GAMEPLAY AND FAIRNESS OF A PERFECT GAME
I AM
SNK!!!!!!
ITS SO OBVIOUS I
GET DISCOUNTS FROM THE LADY WHO WORKS AT THE ONLY NEO GEO STOCKING SHOP
IN AUSTRALIA!!!!!!(THAT I KNO OF).....TO GET A DISCOUNT HERE IS
"RARE" ESP FROM THAT SHOP (WELL MAINLY BECAUSE OF THE MALE
MEMBERS OF STAFF)
ANYWAY SO I WAS LOOKING AROUND AT ALL THE OTHER REVIEWS ETC HERE AND I
COULDNT HELP BUT NOTICE LESS SNK THAN TURBO GRAPHX STUFF (IN MY MIND SNK
SHOULD BE 98% OF THE WHOLE SITE).........WELL IVE DECIDED TO MAKE THIS
2+ TIMES AS LONG THIS TIME, AND INSTEAD OF SUBMITTING THIS 2 DAYS AFTER
THE ISSUE 2# ARRIVES UP, IM KEEPING THIS AND ADDING TO IT FOR THE MONTH
TO GIVE THE BIGGEST CONTENT TO SNK........IF I HAVE TO WRITE POETRY DRAW
PICTURES TAKE SNAPSHOTS OR WHATEVER, IM GOING TO MAKE THIS A CONTENT NOT
TO BE FORGOTTEN..........
TO THE MAIN POINT (I=SNK) WELL ITS TRUE.......AHHHH MY TUMMY RUMBLES =(
IVE NOT EATEN ANYTHING BUT A SMALL PACK OF DORITOS THE LAST 2
DAYS.........BETTER BREAKFAST AFTER I FINISH EXPANDING ON THE FACT THAT
I AM SNK.........I AM........IF THERE WERE A MAN WHO BECAUSE OF HIS
TROUBLED PAST WOULD BECOME THE PERSONIFICATION OF "SNK" THEN
THATS ME, NO NOT THE LITTLE BOY IN THE NEO CD INSTRUCTION
MANUALS......ME!!!!......
FOLLOWUP=NOW THAT IM DONE, ITS TME TO SEND IT IN....... NOT AS LONG AS
ID IMAGINED........I WANTED A MONTHS WORTH OF READING BUT HEY!......I
SPENT OVER 9 HRS ON IT, ENJOY!
SOME
EXCITINGETH NEWS!!!!
DARKAMGE
FAUST AND I HAVE BECOME AN OPERATION AT A TRANSLATION OF "OGRE
BATTLE" FOR THE NGPC...DARKMAGE IS WORKING ON THE TRANSLATIONAL
ASPECTS (DIFFICULTEST) AND IVE DOING THE HACKING AND FITTING IN THE TEXT
(TRUE TO SNK I MAY ADD, BEING SNK HAS ITS ADVANTAGES YOU KNO!).....THIS
PROJECT SHOULD BE FINISHED WITHIN THE NEXT CENTURY HOPEFULLY.......ITS
NOT FOR PIRATING PURPOSES, BUT RATHER TO HELP OUT THE JAPANESE
LANGUAGELY CHALLENGED SNK FAN!
ITS A LITTLE UNDERWAY AND IS HITTING ROCKS A LITTLE ALONG THE
WAY..........NOTHING THAT MAY NOT BE OVERCOME GIVEN TIME AND
PATIENCE.......
(HOPE I HAVENT JINXED THIS PROJECT TO FAILURE)
NOTE......MY EMULATION DEVICE HAS FUXED UP.......... THE PROJECT LOOKS
DEAD UNLESS I CAN GET THAT ONE AGAIN......IM NOT LOOKING TO BOOTLEG
SOFTWARE BUT RATHER TO HELP OTHERS AS IM AM 100% SURE DARKMAGE IS (OH
AND TO ADD OUR NAMES TO THE GAMES CREDITS AND AS GAME CHARS ;)
"SN"K"OOKING"
YEAH
YALL THIS IS THE SLICING DICING DEEPFRYING (ONION CRYING) DEVIL OF
SNKHELL........WHO ALSO HAPPENS TO COOK AT LEAST HALF THE TIME (A MODERN
DEVIL TO SAY THE LEAST!) FORGET ALL THE WOMAN OF THE KITCHEN (WOMEN CANT
COOK, WHY ARE MALES CHEFS AND FEMALE COOKS "MOTHERS" ;) IM
GOING TO TEACH YOU ALL A RECIPEE THATS GREAT FOR EATING WHILE PLAYING
SNK......(NO IM NOT GONNA GIVE YOU THE PHONE NUMBER FOR PIZZA
HUT!).........WHATS THAT RECIPEE YOU SAY????..........WELL EXPECT SMALL
THINGS HERE!.....HOWEVER OVER THE YEARS I EXPECT TO BE FEATURING A
"SNK FIGHTERS" FAVORITE FOOD AND ITS METHOD OF PREPERATION FOR
YOUR OWN TRYING OUT! (NO NOT CHANGS FAVORITE FOOD....BE SENSIBLE!) BUT
FOR NOW IT WILL BE A SIMPLE FAVORITE OF MINE (THAT IS A LITTLE
DISGUSTINGACCORDING TO MAINLY THE FEMALE EATERS)
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EXTRA
RARE BLOODY STEAK!!!!!!!!
(NO LITERALLY.....THE MEATS BLOODY!)
INGREEDIENTS
1 FILLET STEAK (NO BONES)
FIRST TAKE A "DEFROSTED" (I CANT STRESS ENOUGH THAT IT
NEEDS TO BE THAWN ALL THRU IF YOUVE FROZEN IT BEFORE
HAND).....(CUT OFF THE FAT AND COOK IT SEPERATELY FOR
EATING!....I DO! EXPLAINED LATER)
TYPICALLY FRESH BRIGHT RED STEAK FILLET.........HEAT YOUR PAN
TILL ITS REAL HOT........AND THROW IT IN FOR 1 MIN.......TURN
OVER FOR 1 MIN THEN TURN OVER, CONTINUE TILL ALL THE OUTSIDE
MEAT IS NICE LOOKINGLY STEAK BROWN COLOR.......TAKE
OUT......(4-5 MINS ALLTOGETHERS ENOUGH!)
>COOKING THE FAT.......LOWER THE TEMPERATURE AND COOK THE FAT
TILL ITS CRISPY!
SERVE
WITH WHAT EVER (FRIED SNOW PEAS AND FRIED NOODLES WITH SOY SAUCE
I ADVISE)
ALSO PEPSI IS THE STRONGLY RECCOMENDED LIQUID FOR COMPLIMENTING
THIS DISH!
IF YOUVE DONE THIS CORRECTLY YOULL HAVE A WONDERFUL FLAVORSOME
BLOODY STEAK (FLAVORS SEALED WHEN YOU MAKE THE PAN REAL HOT AND
COOK BOTH SIDES OVER QUICKLY).....ITS WONDERFUL AND SHOULD BE
EASY TO CUT (IF YOU LIKE CUTTING RATHER THEN PICKING IT UP AND
RIPPING IT APART WITH YOUR TEETH) AND NICE AND CHEWY.......THIS
IS GOOD FOOD WHEN YOU PLAY SNK GAMES.......PLENTY OF IRON FOR
CONTINUED PLAY.......CORSE ITS A LITTLE SPENSIVE (ESP IF YOU
HAVE IT W/THE SNOW PEAS AND NOODLES......SNOW PEAS=$22 A KG AT
CERTAIN TIMES OF THE YEAR)....BUT HEY WERE SNK FANS.........ARENT
YOU USED TO PAYING ALOT FOR QUALITY?
IVE
ASSUMED THE RECIPEE FOR 1 PERSON......MOST PEOPLE WONT TOUCH IT
AND ITS ONLY FOR CONNASEURS OF FINE GAMES FOOD AND
DRINKS........AHHHHHH BLOOD!!!!!!!!!
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SNK SONG!!!!!!!
ITS SNK SONG TIME, MY IMMORTALLY
CHALLENGED FIENDS/ENIMIES
(OH YEAH, I ACTED SO POLITICALLY CORRECT!!!! KISS ME IM
IMMORTAL!!!!)
OVER
WHEALMING LOVE OF MY SONGING????
WELL WISHERS AND SONG FANS ALIKE WILL ENJOY MY SECOND SNK
SONG!!!!!!!...THAT I WILL PRODUCE SPONTANIOUSLY FROM MY MIND OF
POETIC.......UMMMMMM SUBSTANCE!!!!!!
PRESIDENT OF GREATNESS
YELLOW BUNNYS GRUMBLING TUMMY
IT SCREAMS FOR EATABLES THAT ARE YUMMY
MARSHMALLOWS PIZZA AND PEPSI TOO
AND IF YOUR NASTY, SHE MAY WOLF DOWN YOU!
OF FLUFFY STUFF SHE IS MADE
BUT DONT UNDERESTIMATE HER SPEEDY BLADE
AS SHES FAST AS LIGHTNING AND EXTREMELY FRIGHTENING
THE YELLOWEST BUNNY OF ALLLLLLLLL
YELLOW BUNNY SHES SO FLUFFY
INTELLIGENT AND BRAVE ALL THE WHILE
SHELL MOW DOWN KINGS, AND OTHER BIG THINGS
THE MOST POWERFUL WOLF BUNNY OF ALL
YOU COULD CALL HER A QUEEN
ONE THATS NASTY AND MEAN
TO THE SUBJECTS SHES BETTER REJECT
BUT TO SNK FANS, SHE OPENS HER HANDS
AND IS THE GREATEST PRESIDENT OF ALL
YELLOW BUNNY SHES SO FLUFFY
INTELLIGENT AND BRAVE ALL THE WHILE
SHELL MOW DOWN KINGS, AND OTHER BIG THINGS
THE MOST POWERFUL WOLF BUNNY OF ALL
IN SNKHELL SHE TREATS YOU WELL
BUY FROM HER EXTENSIVE RANGE
SHE HAS NOTHING TO SELL
BUT HEY WHAT THE HELL?
AT LEAST SHES NOT STABBING YOUR HEART
OR TEARING YOUR BODY APART
OR STEALING AND MAMING FOR ART
YELLOW BUNNY IS THE GREATEST OF HEART!!!!!!!
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NOT SNK YOU SAY????.......I AM SNK AND MY BUSINESS (WITH NO STOCK)
IS SNKHELL......SHES CO-PRESIDENT......ITS A SONG BOUT SNK ALRIGHT..........
A FEAR OF YELLOW WOULD BE UNDERSTANDABLE, IF NOT WISE!
GUI_LONGS
ARCHERY RANGE
.....WELL
HOPEFULLY MY DREAM SHOULD BECOME A REALITY SOON (WELL WHEN THEY FIX THE
FENCE).....SEE IM TO PURCHASE I NICE HUNTING BOW SOON (AS IN
"BOW" AND ARROWS.....NOT AS IN SUIT AND BOW) ANYWAY THE STRAY
DOG WONT BE ABLE TO COME IN AND GET SHOT IN THE HEAD I GUESS......BUT
ITLL KEEP ME OUTTA JAIL THIS WAY (RSPCA VALUSES DOGS OVER
HUMANS.......EVEN CUTE GIRLS WHO ARE SCARED OF MANGY WILD DOGS THAT
STRAY BACKYARDS WITH BROKEN FENCES).....ANYWAY, HOW IS THIS SNK
RELATED?.......WELL SINCE I DONT OWN A DREAMCAST (YET) I CANT PLAY
"SNK VS CAPCOM" (AND SINCE IM LAZY TO GO ARCADE).....IM GOING
TO PUT PIX OF SNK CHARS AND CAPCOM CHARS AND PLAY THIS WITH ONE OF MY
FIENDS (DEVOUT CAPCOM FAN)....THIS METHOD IS FOR A ECONOMICALLY GOOD
VERSION OF "SNK VS CAPCOM"........I CAN ALSO USE THROWING
KNIVES AND DARTS ON THE BIG TARGET THAT IM GOING TO CONSTRUCT
SOON.........JUST A NOTE TO YOU ALL ;)
FOLLOW
UP........I HAVE THE (COMPOUND BOW) SET UP.......THE PROBLEM IS MOST OF
MY FIENDS ARE HAVING TROUBLE PULLING THE STRING (ITS QUITE TIGHT) AND
THEN THERES THE HOLES IN THE BACK NEIGHBOURS BACK FENCE (YES ITS THAT
POWERFUL, IF MY FENCE IS MISSED ITLL BELT GIANT BULLET SIZED DENTS IN
THEIR ALUMINIUM FENCE BEFORE THE ARROW BREAKS UNDER THE
PRESSURE)........LEAVE ARCHERY I THINK FOR YOURSELF.........FIENDS SEEM
TO HAVE NO GUILT........
M.I.A = 3 ARROWS AND A THROWING KNIFE......1 ARROW BEING LOST BY
ME.......SIGH AND 6 BROKEN ARROWS...OH WAIT, 7......2 OF WHICH I
BROKE.....SIGH.....SNK VS CAPCOM.......LEAVE IT FOR THE DC!
A
FUNNY NEWS!!!!
IVE SOME FUNNY NEWS!!!!.....BLEEM CAST PLAYS SONY PSX1
GAMES AT 4 TIMES THE OPTIMISATION OF A PSX2.....THERE FORE I CAN BE
ABLE TO GET THOSE "SS RAGE WARRIOR" AND "FF WILD
AMBITION" GAMES AFTERALL, WITHOUT SELLING OUT TO THOSE
"BITCHES" AT sony......YEAH sony YOU GUYS SUCK! HEAR ME,
FIRE ME COME ON! IM BASHING YOUR "SHITTY INFERIOR
CONSOLE".....IF YOU CAN CALL IT A CONSOLE!......WHAT CANT YOU
"AFFORD" TO PUT MORE RAM IN DESPITE RIPPING OFF YOUR FANS
WITH SUCH A HIGH COST?.....YOUR ANTI ALIASING ISSUES......PARDON, IS
THAT BECUSE YOUR CONSOLE IS INFERIOR (AS WAS PSX 1) IN EVERY WAY TO
THE DC?.........IT LOOKS LIKE THE ONLY 2 THINGS YOUVE GOT GOING FOR
YOU IS YOUR 3RD PARTY PUBLISHERS (THAT YOU WATER DOWN TO A
PATHETICALLY EASY LEVEL SO NON GAMERS THINK THEYRE GREAT AT
GAMES.....AND HAVE NO QUALITY CONTROL OVER!) AND THE DVD
PLAYER......AND SEGAS GOT A BETTER OPTION FOR PLAYING YOUR OLD GAMES
(YOUR BACKWARD COMPATIBILITY IS "A JOKE")
SONY, LEAVE GAMING CONSOLES TO THE "EXPERTS" YOU RICH
BITCHES.......THAT IS
SNK AND SEGA (AND MABY NINTENDO A LITTLE IN DAYS PAST)......... COME
ON "FIRE ME" YOU CORPORATE CRIMINAL ORGANSATION.......LIKE
YOUR DOING TO "INTELLIGENT" EB WORKERS!
FOLLOW UP.......IN GAMESMEN SOME GUY WAS BASHING ON THE PSX2 CALLING
ITS ZEALOTS "SHEEP".......I SAW A BUNCH OF RETARDS LOOKING
AT THE GAMES SAYING HOW GREAT PS2 WAS.......PS2 WAS NEXT TO THE DC
SECTION AND THE TITLES IN AUSTRALIA FOR THE DC WERE FAR SUPERIOR (AND
MANY WERE THE SAME GAMES) AND I HEARD A "DUH I CANT WAIT TO GET A
PSX2" FROM SOME 40+YEAR OLD BALD MAN WHO LOOKED LIKE HED NEVER
PLAYED A VIDEO GAME IN HIS LIFE (NOT THAT ALL 40+ YEAR OLD BALD MEN
WHO DONT LOOK LIKE VIDEO GAME PLAYERS DONT KNO WHAT THEYRE ON ABOUT,
JUST THE ONES WHO HANG OUT IN THE PSX2 SECTION) I ALSO SAW A 12-13
YEAR OLD BIMBO SAYING "WOW ITS A PLAYSTATION" BEFORE
GRABBING THE TEST CONTROLLER AND JUST HITTING ALL THE BUTTONS (YEAH
WELL I GUESS THATS HOW SONYS "REAL" TARGET AUDIENCE PLAYS ;)
FAN
ART SECTOR
HOW
DOES A SEXY WIFE KEEP A KINKY DEVIL OFF HER LEG FOR AN HOUR OR SO YOU
ASK?...........
SIMPLE, SHE GIVES HIM A PENCIL AND SOME PAPER!!!!...OH I WAS FOOLED
AGAIN NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
WELL LET NOT MY SACRIFICE GO IN VAIN, CLICK THE IMAGE FOR A BIGGER
PICTURE OF HEIDERN IF YOU WISH TO SEE IT ALL (NOT MUCH MORE TO IT REALLY
(57KB)
WELL THATS ABOUT AS MUCH AS HEIDERN DOES THESE DAYS.......SIGH.......
YES I NO ARTIST IN ADMITTANCE, HOWEVER IF YOUR TO DO BETTER, SEND YOUR
FAN ART ALONG TO
THE DEVIL IN SNKHELL.......UNTILL I GET A FAN ART, WELL YOULL HAVE TO
PUT UP WITH "SNK OFFICIAL" FAN ART (DONT "EVER"
FORGET GUI_LONG=SNK!)
NEW
SITES!
IT
HAS BECOME TO MY ATTENTION, THE WORLD TERRORIST "NEO BOMBERMAN"
(YA THE EVIL TWIN O' GOOD NEO BOMBERMAN;) IS WORKING ON A MASSIVE
FEAST FEST NEO SITE, MOST IS KEPT UNDER WRAPPERS AT THE MONMENT, BUT
IT WILL FEATURE MANY USEFUL INFORMATION AS KIND OF A MASSIVE NEO
ARCHIVE (A MUSEUM OF LOGGED RECCORDS INFORMATION) CONTAINING VARIOUS
SCANS OF (DONT QUOTE ME!)ADVERTISEMENT, NEO CD, MOOK?, ITEMS OF
INTEREST AND HOPEFULLY, THOSE OLD NEO ADS THE US AUDIENCE GOT TO ENJOY
(WHILE THE REST OF THE WORLD SUFFERED IN THE DARKNESS).....CERTAINLY
WORTHWILE A WAIT!....ROME WASNT BUILT IN A DAY, BUT ILL KEEP TABS ON
IT AS IT SOUNDS EPIC! (NOTE: NEO BOMBERMAN DOESNT WANT TO RAISE YOUR
HOPES TO DISSAPOINTMENT......BUT HOW COULD A SITE AS DESCRIBED
DISSAPOINT???)
ITS
ALL ABOUT THE MUSIC
ANYONE
WHO KNOWS ME A LITTLE, KNOWS I LOVE MUSIC!.......BY THIS I MEAN I
CANT PLAY A GAME WITH SADAZZ MUSIC......MUSIC IS THE ATMOSPHERE,
BACKGROUND TO THE GAME, IF ITS BAD ITS TOO DESTRACTING (YEAH LIKE
MARVEL VS CAPCOM 2 DAMN IS THAT HORRIBLE(DC)) I ALSO LIKE A NICE
MIX, SO I CAN LIKE A FEW LOVE A FEW AND HATE A FEW (SOMETHING MVSC
LACKS)......ANYWAY I HAVE TROUBLE TO PLAY A GAME WITH A CRAPY TRACK
AND BIG MARKS GET BLOWN OFF A GAME IF THERES NO ATMOSPHERE OR
THOUGHT PUT INTO A MUSIC, THE REASON I CANT PLAY BREAKERS (NEO) FOR
EXTENDED PERIODS IS BECAUSE OF THIS....
MY POINT, GET THE HELL OVER TO "REMIX.OVERCLOCKED.ORG"REMIX.OVERCLOCKED.ORG
"REMIX.OVERCLOCKED.ORG"REMIX.OVERCLOCKED.ORG"
IVE DRIVEN MY WIFE INSANE BY PLAYING THE "STREETS OF RAGE WAH
WAH GUITAR" REMIX AGAIN AND AGAIN..........YUZO DID A DAMN
GREAT JOB WHEN HE MADE "STREETS OF RAGE" IT HAD THE MUSIC
AND THE ATMOSPHERE AND WAS THE BEST CONSOLE BEAT EM UP EVER (INFACT
BOTH 1 AND 2 WERE GREAT, LETS JUST FORGET 3) BUT THIS MUSIC
SURPASSES THE MEGADRIVE INTRO MUSIC! (BUT ONLY BECASUE MODERN TECH
AND THE FACT THAT THE ARTIST ALREADY HAD A BRILLIANT PIECE TO WORK
WITH!) ANYWAY, IF YOUR A LOVER OF FINE MUSIC GO THERE AND PICK UP
SOME REMIXES.....SOME OF MY FAVORITES (ASIDE FROM WAH WAH WHICH IVE
PLAYED AT LEAST 300 TIMES IN THE LAST 2 DAYS.....NO LITERALLY, AT
LEAST) ARE"ALTERED BEAST PSYCHOTIC DISCORD" "BIONIC
COMMANDO BIONICBPM" "MEGAMAN BLUE BOMBER FEVER" AND
"ULTIMA IV TROLLBASH".......NOW IF ONLY I COULD INSERT
SOMEHOW, THESE REMIXES INTO THE OLD GAMES.........."HINT HINT
133T H4X0|2Z" I CAN ONLY DO TEXT SO DONT LOOK AT ME =(
BUT ANYWAY, THE POINT, GRAB THE REMIXXXES!
GUI
LONGS CHRISTMAS WISH
FOR CHRISTMAS, I
DESIRE NO GIFT, NO MONEY, PERHAPS ALOT OF AFFECTION ;)
I WISH ALL SNK FAN AND STAFF A HAPPY SAFE AND DRUG RELATED FREE
CHRISTMAS!
(BY DRUG, I MEAN-ALCAHOL CIGARETTE AND OTHER SMOKE, INJECTION AND PILL
DRUGS TO BE KEPT OUT OF YOUR LIFE FOR AT THE LEAST THIS SEASON,
ALCAHOL MAKES PEOPLE MORONS, INJECTORS ARE THIEVES AND MORALESS FUCKS
AND PILL WELL IM TALKING NON PRESCRIPTION SHIT......YOU KNO THAT LIFES
TOO BORING WHEN YOU NEED THIS SHIT.......I HOPE NO ONE HAS TO HAVE
FUCKED UP LUNG BECAUSE OF SMOKERS LIKE I DO, AND I WISH A PLAGUE OF
PAIN TO THOSE SELFISH SMOKERS WHO THINK ITS THEIR RIGHT TO FUCK UP
OXYGEN BREATHERS AIR)
MAY YOUR LOVED ONES KEEP YOU WARM AND SAFE, AND MAY YOUR DREAM COME
TRUE......
TO BE A LITTLE SHEEPISH "MERRY CHRISTMAS"
DONT FORGET THE REASON OR GET THE HELL OUT OF THE SPIRIT OF THE SEASON
THE
COMMUNITY TREND
WHAT
IS THE TREND OF THE NEO COMMUNITY IN THIS DAY AND AGE, WELL I BELIEVE
I AM QUITE ADEQUATE TO EXAMINE IT.......WHY?......BECAUSE I BEEN HERE
RAMBLING SINCE YOU ALL DIDNT KNO WHAT "NEO GEO" WAS! (7
YEARS) (WELL ORIGINALLY I WASNT RAMBLING........UNTILL I GOT ONLINE
OVER 3 YEARS AGO.......AND 3 YEARS "EXP POINTS" IS ENOUGH TO
DESTROY YOU ALL WITH A FLICK OF THE WRIST AND A CALM "SOKO DESU
KA".......
IT SEEMS THE NEW GENERATION OF SNK FANS ARE BECOMING MORE AND MORE
POWER HUNGRY.....
ALMOST EVERY WEEK WE READ OF A NEW SITE COMING UP ABOUT "SNK, NEO
GEO" AND OR ONE OF ITS GAMES, PEOPLE WANT TO SHOW THEIR DEVOTION
IN THEIR OWN WAY........TO BE BETTER THAN THE REST, TO PICK UP OR PACK
UP.......THE CLUBS ARE LEFT AND RIGHT BBS BOARDS STRECHING SO FAR THE
EYE CANT SEEM TO REACH ALL..........HOWEVER, THIS HAS ISOLATED MANY
FANS, THOSE WHO CREATE NEW SITES AND FIND THEIR BBSES BARREN ARE
BECOMING MORE AND MORE COMMON, AS PEOPLE HAVE SO MUCH CHOICE, AND
CHOOSE ONLY TO POST WHERE THEY ARE ASSURED A LARGER AUDIENCE TO HELP
AND OR LEND AN EAR..........THE QUALITY OF SITES HAS SHOT RIGHT UP
SINCE THE DAYS OF OLDE AND IT SEEMS PICTURE GALLERYS ARE BECOMING
SOMEWHAT OBSOLETE, (AS FAR AS IVE SEEN) ON NEWLY DESIGNED SITES......(HENTAI
EXCLUDED).......HOWEVER DEAD OR NON PDATED SITES ARE NOW THE MOST
COMMON OF SNK RELATED........
THE
PROBLEM TO ME SEEMS TO BE THAT, TO BE HONEST, NO ONE HAS ANYTHING
"NEW" TO SAY......AND WHEN SOMEONE ASKS A QUESTION, INSTEAD
OF HELPING, PEOPLE DIRECT THEM TO A SITE WITH A FAQ THAT HAS ALL THE
INFO THEY NEED............YEAH THE FAQ PEOPLE KILL CONVERSATION AT
PHENOMINAL RATES......PEOPLE USUALLY DONT REALLY HAVE A DIFFICULT
QUESTION, BUT RATHER ARE OUT TO MEET SOME NEO PEOPLE TO TALK
TO...........INSTEAD, THEY BECOME STUCK READING FAQS (WHICH DONT HAVE
THE "PERSONALITY" ONLY A HUMAN ANSWERING DIRECTLY CAN
GIVE).......THE PEOPLE WHO ARE OLDER (COMMUNITY WISE I MEAN) SEEM TO
HAVE A GOOD GROUP AND DISLIKE OR IGNORE OUTSIDERS, NEW IDEAS ETC......INFACT
ID SAY ALOT OF NEO PEOPLE ARE "COMPLETE FUCKERS" (AND YOU
CAN QUOTE ME ON THAT).........TAKE THE MAILING LIST FOR AN
EXAMPLE.........THESE PEOPLE SIT THERE REFRESHING THEIR MAIL "ALL
DAY" (WELL NOT LITERALLY) AND FEEL THE NEED TO TALK DOWN TO
OTHERS, ACT LIKE CONCIETED MORONS, AND GANG UP ON PEOPLE THEY DONT
LIKE MAKING FALSE ACCUSATIONS UNBASED STATEMENTS AND ON TOP OF THAT,
"THEY DONT EVEN READ THE MEANING" PREFERING TO FLASH THRU
ANYTHING WITH SLIGHT GRAMMATICAL SPELLING (OR CAPS) AND USE THAT AS AN
ATTACK OF SORTS ON THE WRITER...........ITS THE SAME IN IRC "#SNK"
MORE OF THE SAME, ASK YOURSELF, DOES TELLING SOMEONE TO STOP
"CAPPING" (CAPS LOCK) AND THEYLL BE YOUR "FRIEND"
SOUND LIKE A STATEMENT USED BY ANYONE WITH HALF A BRAIN?
WOULD YOU WANT TO BE THAT DICKS "FRIEND"?
IT
SEEMS THE COMMUNITY TRYS HARD TO "RUN OUT" CERTAIN
INDIVIDUALS THEY DEEM AS "CRETTINS, TROLLS AND
TROUBLEMAKERS" BY GANGING UP AND OF ALL THINGS, "TALKING
LIKE A FOUL MOUTHED 2 YEAR OLDS, BACK FROM A LABOTOMY THE DAY
BEFORE" (QUOTE ME....THINK I CARE?) YEAH PEOPLE DONT ACKNOWLEDGE
PROPER FACTS, DIFFERING OPINIONS OR LIFESTYLES, INSTEAD REDUCING
INTELLIGENT BATTLES INTO DRIBBLE FILLED "SWEAR WARS" AND
FALSEIFIED STATEMENTS ABOUT A PERSONS PAST (IE X SLEEPS WITH Y'S
DOG).........
(THOW
AS OF LATE, THIS HAS BEEN RATHER IN A DECILNE THANKFULLY......IVE
NOTICED THE COMMUNITY "IN GENERAL" HAS BECOME ALOT MORE
OPENMINDED......WELL THE INDIVIDUAL WILL STILL USE LAME TACTICS IN A
WAR ON THEM (HIS CAPS BUTTONS BROKEN ETC) BUT GENERALLY, NEW STYLES
ARE FASTER AND FASTER BEING ACCEPTED, AS ONCE THEY WERE HARSHLY
RIDICULED AND IGNORED OR FLAMED.........)
WHERE
DOES THAT LEAVE THE COMMUNITY?........WELL IT LEAVES IT A SMALL GROUP
OF PATRIOTS FIGHTING AMONGST THEMSELVES OVER PETTY SQUABBLES, AND
SEPERATING INTO THEIR OWN VERSIONS OF "SNK WORSHIP" FOR THE
APPROPRIATE FAN TO PICK UP INTO.........HOWEVER, NOT EVERYONE GETS
ALONG AND THE POWER HUNGER STARTS TO RISE.........SOON EVERYONE WILL
HAVE A BOARD AND WEB PAGE.........AND WHY?
BECAUSE NO ONE WILL ALLOW A COEXISTANCE..............THE NEO PEOPLE
LACK MANY THINGS, PRIMARILY THOUGH, THEY SEEM "INTOLLERANT".....PERHAPS
ITS THE HARD TIME THEY HAD NOT BEING ABLE TO SWAP GAMES, OR A
RADIATION FROM THE NEO GEO......
(SINCE THE NEO-GEO.COM BOARD.......THIS HAS BEEN IN A DECLINE BUT
THERE IS STILL QUITE WAR ABOUT)
THIS
COMMUNITY........COMMUNITY? WHERE ARE MY BRETHREN, BUT SLAY EACH OTHER
ON THE BATTLE FIELD?..........HAVE YOU DEVOUT FANS FORGOTTEN THAT SNK
ITSELF "CANT SPELL"? "HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE POOR
COMPANY"? "DOESNT KNOW GRAMATICAL RULES"? "ALMOST
ALWAYS TYPES IN CAPS"? "PROMOTES SEXY WOMEN"? "IS
ALSO (BORDERLINE) RACIST"?...........BUT ARENT WE ALL TOLERANT
ENOUGH TO CONTINUE PLAYING?..........DO WE BOMB SNK WHEN WE SEE
SOMETHING WE DONT LIKE, SLAY THEM, STOP PLAYING THEIR GAMES?......DO
WE TREAT THEM AS SHIT AND TRY TO HUMILIATE THEM?
NO!.......LEAVE YOUR PETTY SQUABBLES HOME......OR IMPALE YOUR NEO GEO
CUZ ITS JUST AS GUILTY.......INSULTS AT A PERSONS WEALTH, SP' GRAMAT'
CAP', LIFE STYLE, OPINIONS ON GAMES........?...COUPLED WITH RISING
"GREED RATE"
DO
YOU THINK SNK LIVES AS YOU DO?.......THE ENTITY THE MYSTERY?........SNK
EMPLOYEES LIFESTYLE, ENGLISH, WEALTH, PROPERTY IS NOT THE SAME AS
YOURS AND NOT PERFECT EITHER.........AS I AM GREATFUL FOR THE GAMES
THEY PRODUCE, AND TOLARANT (TO THE POINT OF ALMOST NOT NOTICING) I TRY
AND HOPE ONE DAY A CO EXISTANCE MAY BE STRUCK ONLINE.....(HOWEVER IM
NOT ONE OF THE INTOLLERANT NEO SHIT HEADS SO I CANT CALL OFF BEING AN
INTOLLERANT SNOBBY PIG HEADED MORON TO OTHERS MYSELF) I AM ALSO
GRETFUL FOR THE FEWER, BUT MUCH NICER NEO PEOPLE IN THIS COMMUNITY WHO
SHOW TOLERANCE AND UNDERSTANDING, THOSE WHO TAKE THEIR TIME TO HELP
OUT SOMEONE, LEND AN EAR OR ARE JUST REALLY PLEASANT ESP TO THE NEW
GUYS.....(NOT PICKY?)......
THOSE
GOOD I THANK, THE BAD, WELL I SUSPECT THEIR OFFLINE LIFE IS THAT OF A
SMALL TORTURED SOUL WHO IS IGNORED AND SNOBBED OFF BY EVERYONE ABOVE
THEM AND, SO, DO THE SAME BACK ONLINE BECAUSE THEYRE IN A BAD
MOOD..........ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT THEY DESERVE IT.......
DONT
FORGET THE IMMORTAL WORD OF NEINHALT SIEGER.........
"DON'T
BE HATEFUL EACH OTHER, LOVE IS THE BEST STRENGTH"
AND
WITH THAT I CONCLUDE THIS MONTHS "EPIC ASSAULT ON THE
SENSES" AND I HOPE ALL HAVE WHO HAVE READ HAVE GAINED A VALUABLE
INFORMATION OR SOMETHING INTERESTING IN MY TWISTED POINT OF
VIEW.........IF I TWISTED 1 MIND INTO FOCUS ABOUT 1 THING, IT WAS
WORTHWHILE.......
MAY
YOUR SLEEP BE WELL
IN SNKHELL......
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AND OFCORSE YELLOW BUNNY!!!! (WHO
CAN ALMOST SPELL HER NAME........WATCH WHAT YOU WRITE OR SHE MAY WRATH
YOU!!!!)
WRITING FOR
FANSCENE....AND LOVING IT!
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