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WHO DARE INTERRUPT MY
HAPPY LIFE WITH MY NEO AND SEGA........SONY EH? WELL COME SIT ON THE
DEVILS KNEE (NOT LITERALLIE) I HAVE A STORIE TO TELL TO THEE........
sony VS
SEGA
SONY SUX AZZ SONY PSX2 IS SHIT ALL YOU SONY WORSHIPPING FREAKS WHO
ONLIE PLAY SONY WHO WAIT FOR THE PSX2 WHO STAND AROUND TELLING OTHER
PEOPLE NOT TO GET THE DREAM CAST BECAUSE "SONYS BETTER" CAN
GO HAVE THEIR HEADS RUN OVER BY TRUCKS......STUPID BLIND FOOLS CANT
YOU SEE SEGA IS SUPERIOR TO SONY....NO! THATS IT "sony"!!
WHAT A SHIT BRAND....MY FIRST WALKMAN WAS A sony AND YOU KNO
WHAT?..... IT
WAS SHIT! IT ATE MY TAPES AND I SMASHED IT I PULVARISED IT INTO MY FLOOR
ONE DARK AND STORMY NIGHT......IT ATE A TAPE VERRIE IMPORTANT TO
ME....... BUT
DID IT END THERE.......NOOOOOO SONY COMES UP WITH THIS FUXED UP PLAN
TO "ENCOURAGE" SHOPS NOT TO SELL SATURN TITLES........CORSE
LIVING IN THIS SHIT COUNTRIE THAT THINX ALL THE MALES ARE STUPID CAR
LOVING MORONS WHO HAVE NO LIFE BUT CARS AND WHEN THEY ARENT DRIVING
THEM THEY WANT TO BE PLAYING CRAPPY SIMULATIONS AND THEY NEED BIG EXAUST
PIPES TO F.........ANYWAYZ SO BASICALLIE sony PAID OFF THE SHOPS TO
STOCK ONLY sony.....A CHEAP TACTIC TO GET A VASTLIE INFERIOR CONSOLE
ON TOP, I BELIEVE..........SO THERES MY TAPES THERES MY SATURN GAMES.......AND
PEOPLE DONT LEARN........NO THEY LURK AROUND TELLING EVERIE ONE TO BUY
A PSX2 CUZ IT WILL BE BETTER THAN THE DC.....WELL FUX YOU ALL NOSY
BITCHES!!!!! IF YOU WANT A SHIT CONSOLE GO IT ALONE DONT
LIE TO PEOPLE AND MAKE THEM BUY GAME WITH SHIT AZZ 3RD
PARTY 2ND PARTY AND SPASTIC PARTY LABELS THAT CONTAIN NO DIFFICULTIE
WHAT SO EVER NOR REPLAY VALUE.....HAVE YOURSELF THE WORLDS "LEAST"
ERGONOMIC CONTROL PAD EVER AND JAM IT INTO YOUR DAMN HEAD AND
JACK THE JAX FOR ALL I CARE, BUT THE PSX2........SHIT!!!! ITS GONNA
BE ANOTHER CRAPPY PSX THAT JUST CANT KEEP UP WITH SEGAS BETTER GRAPHIX
SOUND REPLAY VALUE FEATURES (LIKE THE BATTERIE BACKUP RAM CART ETC IN
THE SATURN) AND A QUALITIE LINE OF GAMES (HAS sony EVER HEARD OF REJECTING
A SHIT GAME?....PERHAPS NOT OR THEYD HAVE 3 TITLES 2 OF WHICH WILL BE
NOTICIBLIE POORER TO SEGAS AND THE OTHER JUST A POLYGON BUTTON MASHING
GAME THE PRESIDENT OF sony LIKES CUZ THE OLD MAN LOOX LIKE HE DID 20
YEARS AGO!)
WANT ME TO DEFINE LIES......OKAY....I WAS TOLD THAT PSX2 WAS "BETTER"
BEFORE IT WAS RELEASED AND BEFORE THE SPECS CAME OUT....... I WAS TOLD
"IT HAS MORE GAMES" WHICH IS ALSO A LIE SINCE IT HAS ABOUT
3 GAMES AND CAN PLAY ANOTHER SYSTEMS GAMES (PSX1...BUT I DONT CARE ITS
STILL A LIE AND THESE GAMES ARE VASTLIE INFERIOR TO WHAT THE SYSTEM
SHOULD BE ABLE TO HANDLE ANYWAY!) AND I WAS ALSO TOLD IT HAD A "NEW
IMPROVED CONTROL PAD"...IT LOOX LIKE THE SAME FREAK HANDED RETARDED
BOTCHI POOR CONTROL NO DIAGONALS, BUTTONS ON TOP AND DIOMOND FORMATION
BUTTONS BULLSHIT I SAW LAST TIME AROUND!!!!!!..... NOT FORGETTING
ALSO THE LINE THAT "IT WAS COMING OUT SOON"..... FUNNIE THAT
sony HYPED IT UP TO CUT OF DREEM CASTS LEGS.....YET IT TOOK A YEAR TO
RELEASE ITS SHITTY CONSOLE.......LOOKS LIKE LIES ALL ROUND BOYS AND
GIRLS!
NOW AS FOR NEO POCKET AND SEGA.....WHAT THE HELL
HAPPENED?....... sony
BEGGED THEM "OH SNK SAVE OUR SHIT AZZ SYSTEM FROM POORLIE CONSTRUCTED
GARBAGE GAMES....$1000000 HINT HINT" AND SNK SOLD OUT!!!!! DAMN
IT AND WHILE I WAS OUT TOO! THEY MUST HAVE SUSPECTED MYSELF LOST TO
THE CAUSE AND GIVEN UP.........HOW SAD I WAS THEIR BACKBONE AND IF I
HAD JUST COME BACK SOONER THIS WHOLE TRADGETIE COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED.......NOW
SNK AND SEGAS LINK CABLE IS JUST A SYMBOL OF HAPPY TIMES PAST........AND
WHY.....BECAUSE OF sony!!!!!
I HATE YOU sony DIE DIE DIE I WANT TO DESTROY YOU AND SUCK YOUR COMPANIES
BLOOD BURN YOUR SYSTEMS DESTROY ALL THE CRAPPY EASY AZZ GAMES YOU EVER
MADE INCLUDING THAT ATTROCIOUS KOF95 EASIENESS AND SAMURAI SHODOWN 3
PATHETICALLIE LAME COMPUTER AI RETARD LEVEL PURE UNADULTARATED CRAP.......
NEO POCKET SAMURAI SHODOWN 2
ON A LIGHTER LEVEL MY COPY OF SAMRAI SHODOWN 2 FOR NGPC ARRIVED....AND
WHAT A GAME......ITS WONDERFUL BEAUTIFULLIE ANIMATED AND SINCE I GOT
A JAPANESE COPY IT HAS A GREAT PLASTIC BOX!...... AS FOR THE GAMEPLAY
I CANT COMPLAIN....ITS QUITE GOOD THOW THE AI IS A LIL ON THE EASY SIDE
(FOR SNK AND LEVEL 1 HARDNESS ;)
JOKE OF THE YEAR!
HERES A JOKE.......sony IS AN HONEST AND QUALITY BRAND COMPANIE HOUSING
IMMENSE SPECS FOR THEIR SYSTEM TO MAKE THEIR GAMES RUN BETTER AND NOT
JUST SHOW OFF TO MORONS.........YAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA OH WAIT
HERES ANOTHER ONE.......PEOPLE WHO "PUSH" OTHERS INTO
BUYING A PSX2 OVER THE DC AND LIE TO UNKNOWLEDGEABLE OR IMPRESSIONABLE
FOLK ARENT NOSY LITTLE FUCKS WHO DESERVE TO BE BEATEN TILL THEY BLEED
FROM EVERY PORE IN THEIR SKIN AND HAVE SO MANY INTERNAL RUPTURES THEY
CAN NEVER WALK AGAIN!!!!! YAHAHAHHAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAA OH
IM THE LIFE OF THE PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!
WORST GENRES
OH SO YOU THINK THE WORST GENRE IS SHOOTERS OR FIGHTERS
OR PERHAPS PLATFORM OR PUZZLE?...NO YOUR TAKING YOUR FAVORITE AND PITTING
IT AGAINST THE OTHER POPULAR GENRES THAT YOU DONT LIKE........ LETS TAKE
A LOOK AT THE GENRES THAT NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN.......LETS HAVE A LOOK
AT WHAT CRAP GAME COMPANIES THINK WE ARE MORONIC ENOUGH TO BY (SNK IN
PARTICULAR).........
HORSE RACING=>YES STAKES WINNER (AND SUPRISINGLIE STAKES
WINNER "2")....WHAT RETARD THINKS UP THE IDEA OF A HORSE RACING
GAME........ OH OKAY SO I HAVENT PLAYED IT.....FINE.........BUT SHOULD
I HAVE TO? A DISGUSTING GAMBLING GENRE (GAMBLING SUX AZZ AS DOES VEGETABLES
sony ALCHAHOL DRUGS AND RUNNING OUT OF MONEY!) WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
"DUH LETS MAKE A GAME BASED ON MAKING MONEY AT BORING HORSE
RACES.....CEPT
NO ONE GETS NO MONEY UHHUHGH" <--COUNTRIE HIC LAUGH!......
SOCCER.....OH OKAY IM VENTING AT A GENRE THAT I
HATE..... FINE
ILL STOP BUT NOT BEFORE I STATE THAT SOCCER GAMES SUCK AZZ BECAUSE YOU
CAN ONLIE CONTROL 1 PLAYER AT A TIME.....AND THE COM SWAPS YOU AROUND
AND SCREWS UP THE CNTROL PEOPLE DONT STAY WHERE THEY SHOULD ETC........
CASINO GAMES=>NO NOT THE MASTER SYSTEM VERSION IN
PARTICULAR....... I
MAEN ALL OF THEM........WHO THE HELL WANTS TO GAMBLE WITH THE COMPUTER
FOR NO MONEY?....HELL YOU CAN GAMBLE WITH FIENDS FOR REAL CASH IF YOUR
THAT DESPERATE OR VISIT THE DAMN DISGUSTIC ALCAHOL DISTRIBUTING FUCKS
(THE PUB NAMELIE) HELL EVEN A CASINO WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO PLAY THE
COMPUTER QUITE HONESTLIE?
CARD GAMES=>NOW THIS ONES REAL SCREWED UP.......I LOOK
AT MY LAMER FIENDS WITH DISGUST WHEN THEY TELL ME THEY ACTUALLIE PLAY
GAMES TELL ME THINGS LIKE "GET THE PSX2" AND THEN GO TELLING
ME THEY OFTEN PLAY THE WINDOWS CARD GAMES.......OR GO TO A FREE GAME
DOWNLOAD CENTER ONLINE AND DOWNLOAD FREEWARE CARD GAMES.......OH NOOOOOO
CARDS ARE TOO EXPENSIVE THESE DAYS!!!!! $2 AUD +GST WILL BREAK THE BANK....OH
AND THERES NO FLICKING THE CARDS AROUND BUILDING A HOUSE OF CARDS ETC
TO DO WHEN YOU GET BORED.......OH HEAVEN FORBID.......... STEER CLEAR
UNLESS YOU DONT KNO WHAT A "REAL GAME" IS...... THEN BY ALL
MEANS PLAY ON LIKE A VILLAGE IDIOT WITH AN EMPTY BOX........ BUT THEN
I MUST ASK......HOW THE HELLD YOU GET TO THIS PAGE?
MAJHONG GAMES=> PLEASE THE BEST FUN WITH MAJHONG IS
MAKING A DOMINO ESQE LINE AND KNOCKING EM OVER IN A LINE...... HELL SHANGHI
IS FUN.......BUT WITH A MAJHONG GAME WHO NEEDS REAL TILES?....... HELL
NO YOU CAN GET A SHITTY CONTROL PAD THATS LAID OUT LIKE TILES....... I
ALWAYS THOUGHT THIS WAS A SOCIAL "GAMBLING" GAME......WELL
I GUESS SOME SIMPLETON THOUGHT ITD BE FUN AS A GAME...".BOY I WANT
TO ESCAPE TO MY ALTERNATE REALITIE IN MY GAME SYSTEM......WHERE IM AN
OLD MAN WHO SITS AROUND PLAYING MAJHONG 24-7......NAH FORGET RPGS FIGHTERS
SHOOTERS ETC, WHERE IM MORE POWERFUL AND HAVE FEATURES NOT EARTHLIE
POSSIBLE.......NO I WANT TO BE A DORK!"..THIS IS THE LINE YOU SCREAM
WHEN YOU PLAY A MAJHONG GAME
PAINT GAMES=>IM TALKING NON COMPUTER COMPATIBLE CONSOLES
HERE......."GAMES" SUCH AS MARIO PAINT ETC......NOW THIS IS
A CLASSIC SIGN YOUR AT LEAST PARTLIE RETARDED WHEN YOU GO PLUGGING THESE
TITLES IN FOR A SECOND/3RD TIME.......HELL I DONT EVEN NEED TO EXPLAIN
THIS ONE!
BOARD GAMES=>IM NOT TALKING LIKE DUNGEONS + DRAGONS
TABLE TOP RPG THINGS....NO IM TALKING LIKE MONOPOLIE.......I GUESS ITS
JUST SAD PEOPLE CANT FIND PEOPLE TO PLAY THESE GAMES WITH AND I SHOULD
LEAVE IT ALONE......BUT I CANT.....ORTHELLO CHECKERS CHESS ETC ARE ALL
RUBBISH........WHERES THE FELLOWSHIP THE FIENDS GET OUT MORE DAMN!......CONSOLES
ARE FOR GAMES...... GET A LIFE DAMN!
DANCING GAMES=>HEH JUST KIDDING......I LIKE TO WATCH
THE YOUNG LADIES BOUNCE AROUND ON THOSE THINGS......A GOOD IDEA I PERSONALLIE
I WOULDNT HAVE THOUGHT TWICE ABOUT REJECTING........ BUT I CERTAINLIE
WONT BE CAUGHT PLAYING EM!
ATARI 2600
RPGS=>YEAH APPARENTLIE THEY HAVE A STORY
AND A METHOD TO FINISH THEM CORRECTLIE......PITY MOST KIDS DONT HAVE
THE PATIENCE TO WORK OUT FOR THEM SELVES WHICH 400000000+ DIRECTIONS
THEY HAVE TO MOVE THEIR DAMN PIXLED LITTLE BLOCK(HERO?) IN...... RPGS
AND GRAPHIX GO TOGETHER.......EVEN FF1 WAS REAL NICE......BUT ANYTHING
LESS THAN SAY........HMMMMMMM 1 MEG HAS TO BE PATHETICALLIE DIFFICULT
DUE TO THE VAGUENESS AND THE FACT THAT ALL THE ROOMS LOOK EXACTLIE THE
SAME!
GAMES WITHOUT ENDINGS=>PERHAPS THE OLDEST OF
GENRES....... FORGET
THEM IF THEY WERE EVEN PARTLIE GOOD FOR GAMEPLAY THEY SHOULDVE BEEN
REVAMPED AND RENEWED FOR A NEWER CONSOLE/SYSTEM WITH ENDING SEQUENCES
INCLUDED!.....IF NOT THEN DONT WASTE YOUR TIME WORRIEING.......HELL
HOLD YOUR BREATH IF YOUR THAT SAD..... YOULL PROBABLIE MAKE IT THRU AND
THE GAME YOU WANT IS BEING REDEVELOPED BY SAD LITTLE IDEALESS COMPANIES
("sony ANYONE?")........ AND IF YOU DONT........WELL DEATH
SHOULD BE AN IMPROVEMENT ON YOUR SAD LITTLE CONDITION!
AND THAT ABOUT WRAPS UP A FEW OF THE VERY WORST
GENRE....... SO
NEXT TIME SOME SAD LITTLE PERSON COME UP AND DISSES YOUR FAVORITE GENRE
AS THE WORST THROW IN A COUPLE OF THESE....BY THE COMPROMISE "OKAY
ITS THE 7TH WORST" THEYLL GVE UP AND SHOULD CRACK AT YOUR GAMING
KNOWLEDGE AND SKILL AT ARGUEMENT RESOLVEMENT...... IF NOT THEYRE TRYING
TO SELL YOU THE PSX2.......IN WHICH CASE A SMALL ASSAULT AT THE VERY
LEAST IS ENCOURAGED.....EITHER THAT OR STOOPING TO THIER LEVEL AND PUTTING
YOUR FINGERS IN YOUR EARS RUNNING AROUND IN CIRCLES SCREAMING "DUH
(INSERT FAVORITE CONSOLE NAME HERE)->XXXX<-RULES BUY IT ITS BETTER
IT WILL KICK TH PSX2S AZZ AND ITS BETTER AND HAS MORE GAMES" EVEN
IF YOUR REFERING TO THE ATARI 2600! THEY DESERVE TO TASTE THEIR OWN
MEDICINE!
DEVILS TOYS
I HAVE LOTS OF THEM....BUT ANYWAY TO THE POINT....
EXCITING SIDE
QUEST!
DAMN DAMN I GOT SOMETHING TO DO.......HANG ON I FORGOT
TO VISIT THE POST OFFICE!!!!!!!!!!!!NOOOOOOO HANG THE HELL
ON........... THE
POST OFFICE LOCAL....VERRIE LOCAL!....OH WELL WAIT UP ILL GO SHOPPING
TOO, QUICKLIE........
DAMN WELL STUFFING MY FACE NOW....I FORGOT THE DAMN ADDRESS
OF THE MAILEE SO JUST GOT STOX OF FOOD STUFFS AND I GUESS THATLL JUST
HAVE TO DO......SHIT BETTER TITLE THIS SECTION SEPERATLEIE.........
DEVILS TOYS...(CONT)
ANYWAY I ALMOST ADDED THE KOF 99 CD TO MY
COLLECTION...... BUT
PERHAPS IT WONT BE A TOTAL LOSS.......I MAY BE GETTING A COUPLE MORE
SAMURAI SHODOWN KEYCHAINS SOON....NO THAT IS GREAT NEWS ACTUALLIE......
I
NEED TO WAIT HOWEVER TILL THE FEMALE STAFF MEMBER IS IN....THE MALES
ARE PRIX WHO REFUSE TO SELL THEM "THEY ARE DISPLAY ONLIE".....WHICH
IS WHY FEMALE COMPANIE IS INFINATELIE BETTER THAN MALE COMPANIE!!!!
GUI LONG MAKES A SONG
SO ANYWAYZ I WAS SITTING AROUND AND THINKING JUST HOW
SHORT 74 MINUTES IS........THEN I THOUGHT JUST HOW CHEAP IT IS FOR ARTISTS
TO BRING OUT CDS UNDER 60 MINUTES.......THEN I WAS THINKING I KNO WHY
DONT I BECOME A SINGER AND BAND AND MAKE MUSIC ON THE QUALITIE LEVEL
OF X JAPAN...AND FILL THE CDS WITH IT........I THEN REMEMBERED HOWEVER
MY BROKEN ENGLISH, LACK OF OTHER LINGUAL SKILLS, POOR SINGING VOICE,
THE FACT THAT I CANT PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS AND THAT I DIDNT HAVE THE
TIME NOR MONEY TO WASTE......ALL I DID HAVE WAS THE ABILITIE TO WRITE
SONGS......SO NOW IM GOING TO WRITE ONE.......BETTER RETITLE THIS
TOO.......GOTTA
STOP TYPING WHAT IM THINKING.......SIGH.........
RALFU CLALKU
WHEN THE GIANT ARMIE IS DEAD
AND THE GROUND SOAKED IN BLOODY RED
EVEN NUKES CANT STOP THESE 2
THE IKARI HEROS RALFU AND CLALKU
HEIDERN IS THEIR MASTER MIND
IN 1 EYE THE BASTARDS BLIND
HE SENDS THEM HERE AND SENDS EM THERE
FEAR IN THESE MEN IS QUITE RARE
RALFU IS BOTH GOOD AND KIND
CLALKU AT NIGHT IS SUNGLASS BLIND
CLARK EATS HEIDERNS UNDERPANTS
AND THEN HEIDERN RAVES AND RANTS
IM GET BORED OF THIS SONG
RALFU CLALKU IS TOO LONG
THESE IKARI WARRIORS ARE QUITE STRONG
AND THATS THE END OF THIS BORING SONG
WELL I FIGURINED THAT IT WASNT FAIR THAT LOU GOJIRA GOT TO DRAW PICS
EXCLUSIVELIE FOR FANSCENE SO I DECIDED IN A FIT OF JEALOUSIE TO DRAW
A PIC NOW......HANG ON......
THERE WE GO.......THATS DEVIL GUIS ART WORK.....IN A MASSIVE 20 MINUTE
PROJECT THAT COST THE LIVES OF MANY MORTALS........
WELL WHAT ELSE TO SAY.......IVE RIPPED OFF ALL THE HOT TOPIX DRAWN
MY OWN ART REVIEWED NEW AND OLD GAMES MADE THE BESTT JOKES DISCUSSED
PARAPHANALIA HAD A BIG EGO TRIP TOLD OFF SONY WRITTEN A SONG.......HMMMMMMMM
I THINK THAT JUST ABOUT COVERS IT......... BUT SOMETHINGS MISSING.......WHAT
IS IT.........
OH YES YELLOWS SECTION!!!!!!..BETTER WAKE HER UP =)
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AND THAT UNFORTUNATELIE (FOR ME) CONCLUDES THIS SMALL RAVING SESSION......
I COULD HAVE ADDED PIX AND GRAPHIX MADE IT PRETTIER AND DONE ALOT MORE.......BUT
I FIGURED I MAY AS WELL GIVE CONTENT FIRST AND ADD THE OTER STUFF LATER.......BUT
I GOT MORE FUN THINGS TO DO SO IM NOT GOING TO YAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAA
MARSHMALLOW AND PEPSI PICKNICK WITH MY WIFE AND MY YELLOW........SWEET
DREEMS TO MY FIENDS.........NIGHTMARE TO MY ENIMIES........
SNK NIGHTMARE DEVIL AND MASTER WARLORD VAMPIRE AND DEATH OROCHI PYRO
GUI LONG THE SOUL REAPER AND HAPPY HELLO KITTY PYRE DEMON LORD OF BLOOD........
OR YOU COULD CALL ME "DEVIL GUI CO-PRESIDENT OF SNKHELL"
NTYIOGY
AND THE YELLOWEST BUNNY........YELLOW
BUNNY! CO-PRESIDENT SNKHELL
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