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NEO
GEOS BIGGEST PIECES OF GARBAGE....
I MUST SAY NEO
GEO HAS HAD MANY BEAUTIFUL GAMES GRACE ITS HARDWARE BUT MANY
A TIME HAS SOFT WARE OF THE NEO FAILED TO RAISE A SMILE AN
EYELID RAISE OR EVEN A SHUDDER OF PLEASURE SOME LEAVE ME
WITH A FEELING OF UTTTER DISGUST AND PURE HATEFUL EMOTION
TOWARDS THEM..... SO LETS GO ON A JOURNEY THRU THE LAND OF
CARTRIDGE DOORSTOPS.........
- MAGITIAN
LORD-FOR ITS TIME IT WAS GOOD? TO THINK GAMEING WAS ONCE
THIS SAD....FORGET IT MOVE ON
- LEGEND OF
SUXESS JOE-AFTER PLAYING THIS GAME FOR A TOTAL OF 10
MINS AND GETTING NO WHERE THRU THIS SUPPOSED LIFE STORIE
OF SUCKSESS JOE HE DOESNT GAIN ANY STRENGTH NOR MOVES ON
THE PITIEFUL ONES HE BEGINS WITH.......THE WORST GRAPHIX
EVER EVEN WHEN COMPARED TO NINTENDO OR ATARI
2600......ID GLADLIE CHOOSE IMPALATION OVER EXTENDED
PERIODS OF PLAYING THIS GARBAGE
- TOP
HUNTER-HAS THE REPLAY AS I ONCE DESCRIBED IT OF A HACKED
SUPERMARIO 1 GAME SET TO LOOP WORLD 1-1 20000 TIMES OVER
WITH NO ENIMIES HOLES OR BONUSES HELL NO BRIX OR FLAG AT
THE END THINKING BACK.......I DIDNT EVEN BOTHER TO PLAY
OUT MIE 3 LIVES OR WHAT EVER OPTING AFTER 1 OR 2 TO WALK
OFF AND PLAY SOMETHING WITH MORE REPLAY VALUE
- SUPER
DODGE BALL-ARGUABLIE ONE OF THE RAREST NEO GAMES.....WHY
BECAUSE IT IS SHIT EVEN WHEN COMPARED WITH THE NES TITLE
SUPER DODGE BALL MADE BY TENCHOS(WHICH I PREFER/LOVE)
- IRRITATING
MAZE-WELL I CANT SAY THAT I PLAYED IT AND I CANT SAY I
HAVE ANY URGE TO INFACT FROM WHAT IVE HEARD ABOUT THE
GAME ONLIE A COMPLETE MORON WOULD/COULD ENJOY THE
GAME/CONCEPT AND I MUST SAY THAT IT LOOKS LIKE AND
SOUNDS LIKE AN EXAMPLE OF JUST HOW SHORT ON IDEAS SOME
GAME COMPANIES ARE(HIRE GAMERS YOU IDIOTS NOT RETIRED
PROGRAMMERS)
- SAMURAI
SHODOWN 3-WHO THE HELL SET THE DAMAGE AND ULTRA CHEAP AI
ON THIS GAME? ID LIKE TO SAY THAT THIS GAME IS COMMONLIE
THOUGHT OF AS THE SHAME OF THE BRILLIANT SAMURAI SHODOWN
SERIES AND FOR DAMN GOOD REASON......STAY AWAY IF YOU
KNO WHATS GOOD FOR YOU
- ART OF
FIGHTING 2-YURI WAS KIDNAPPED IN AOF1?....HOW??? SHES SO
CHEAP IN THIS INCARNATION IF YOU BEAT HER YOU MUST BE
ONE OF THE CHEAPEST PEOPLE OF ALL TIME.......THIS GAME
IS NO FUN AT ALL JUST CONSTANT CHEAPING ALL THE
WAY......JUMP KICK THE COM LIGHT PUNCHES YOU WALK AND
EAT A PROJECTILE WITH NO RECOVERIE........ID REALLIE
LIKE TO STEP ON THIS GAME
- WORLD
HEROES 2 & 2 JET-HAVE YOU EVER IMAGINED GETTING A
PIECE OF SHIT AND BASING A GAME ON IT?.....ITS BEEN DONE
AND HERES THE RESULT!!!!!
- (SOUND
COMPLAINT)BREAKERS AND BREAKERS REVENGE HAS SINGLE
HANDEDLIE CHANGED MIE OPINIONS ON HOW BAD SOUND IN GAMES
CAN GET........THE MUSIC IS BORING AND BLAND THE STUPID
LITTLE TUNE THAT PLAYS IN TRUMPETS OR WHATEVER WHEN YOU
WIN IS POORLIE ENCODED AND THE SOME OF THE CHARACTERS
VOICES ARE SO MUFFLED THEY SOUND AS IF THE VOICE ACTOR
WAS TALKING INTO A PILLOW BEHIND A BRICK WALL 3 DOORS
DOWN FROM THE DAMN STUDIO.......THE SAD THING IS ITS
QUITE A FUN GAME BUT THE SOUND IS THAT ANNOYING YOU
REALLIE CAN BE PUT OFF PLAYING IT
- (DAMAGE)KING
OF FIGHTERS 95-THIS GAME HAS THE MOST RIDICULOUS DAMAGE
LEVELS COMPAREABLE WITH THAT OF SAMURAI SHOWDOWN
3........GREAT GRAPHIX BEAUTIFUL WIN PIX COOL SOUND(A
LITTLE MUFFLED AT TIMES BUT NO MORE THAN THE USUAL
GAME)BUT THE DAMAGE IS AT SUCH STUPID LEVELS A 2 HIT
COMBO CAN AT TIMES LEAVE YOU WITH 1/4 ENERGY OR LESS AND
THE CHARACTERS SEEM UNBALANCED AND VERRIE CHEAP (USE
HEIDERN FOR BEST EXAMPLE)
- ALL OF THE
MAJHONG GAMES (WELL I GUESS THEYD BE FUN IF I PLAYED
MAJHONG AND HAD NO PARTNER TO PLAY IT WITH BUT OTHERWISE
ITS JUST SAD TO PLAY WHAT I REFER TO AS A "BOARD
GAME"(THOW ITS NOT ON A BORED)ON A CONSOLE)
- ALL THE
BASEBALL GAMES....AS FAR AS IM CONCERNED THERE IS LITTLE
VARIETY IN THE WAY YOU CAN THROW HIT CATCH AND RUN I
REALLIE DISLIKE NON VIOLENT SPORT SIMULATIONS SINCE
PEOPLE WHO REALLIE WANT TO PLAY COULD BE OUT PLAYING FOR
REAL INSTEAD OF THE MOST REALISTIC SIMULATION OUT WITH
ULTRA CHEAP FIELDSMEN ETC
- BASKET
BALL SIMULATIONS-REALLIE TO TELL THE TRUTH I
"LOATHE" BASKET BALL I "HATE" IT IT
"DISGUSTS" ME......ID RATHER PLAY A WRESTLING
GAME(WHICH I SEE NO POINT IN DOING SINCE IF I WANTED TO
SEE SOME WRESTLING ID WATCH TV......WHICH I DONT AND THE
ACTING AND POOR DIALOGUE CONTINUING STORIE IS GONE
TOO......WHERES THE FUN?)
- 3 COUNT
BOUT-HMMMMMMMM MORE FUN THAN POURING SALT ON YOUR WOUNDS
BUT NOT MUCH MORE ILL SAY....PLAYED IN EXTREME
MODERATION THIS GAME MAY HAVE 1 MIN WORTH OF PLAY VALUE
A WEEK.....IF THAT
- NEO GOLF
GAMES-IS THERE A PLATFORM THAT DOESNT HAVE THOSE DAMN
STUPID GOLF GAMES ON IT? WHO THE HELL PLAYS THESE
BESIDES PEOPLE WHO JUST BOUGHT A PC AND HAVE ONLIE 1
GAME (MICROSOFT GOLF OR SOMETHING)WITH IT????
- RANAGUARD-THERE
ARENT ENOUGH MOVES TO KEEP MIE INTREST A FIGHTER WITH
FEW MOVES IS AS BORING AS WATCHING ONE OF THOSE STUPID
"YOUNG PEOPLE" FILMS THAT DIPICT LIVES THAT
ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SIMILAR TO MOST OF THE YOUTH OF
TODAY...........OF CORSE THEY ARENT SINCE 95 YEAR OLD
PRODUCERS WHOVE LIVED IN SECLUSION IN THE CANYONS OF THE
USA FOR THE LAST 70 YEARS TO WRITE UP THE SCRIPTS AFTER
DRIVING DOWN THE WORST NEIGHBOURHOOD IN THE WORLD 3
TIMES
- SHINOKEN-THIS
IS GOOD CUZ ITS A CLASSIC LIKE MAGITIAN LORD?...STOP
LIVING IN THE PAST ITS A BORING SIDE SCROLLING BEAT EM
UP WITH A FEW TWISTS........NOT ENOUGH TO KEEP MIE
INTREST THOW FOR MORE THAN 3 MINS
- (CONTROL)SOCCER/FOOTBALL
GAMES-WELL I KINDA LIKE EM A BIT BUT THE CONTROL IS TOO
AKWARD....YOU RUN 1 WAY THE SCREEN MOVES AND SUDDENLIE
YOUR GOING THE WRONG WAY OR LOOKING AT THE WRONG
CHAR........A 1 ON 1 SOCCER/FOOTBALL GAME WOULD BE
BETTER
- ALL THE
QUIZ GAMES-IF I WANT A QUIZ ILL READ WOMENS MAGAZINES
AND YOUNG GIRLS MAGAZINES IM NOT GOING TO PLAY A SHITTY
QUIZ GAME ON CONSOLE TO MERELIE BOOST MY KNOWLEDGE OF
THE COMPANIE OR TEST IT........IF SOMEONE WANTS TO QUIZ
ME FINE BUT I REFUSE TO BE QUIZED ON CONSOLE AND HAVE IT
LABELLED AS A GAME JUST CUZ ITS ON A CART......IF I WANT
A BUNCH OF SENSLESS QUESTIONS ILL CALL UP MIE LITTLE
SIBBLINGS AND MENTION THE MAGIC BILLION STUPID QUESTION
WORD "POKEMON"
- NAM 1975-I
PERFER OPERATION WOLF AND PUNISHER AND WOULD PLAY THEM
ANY DAY ON NES OVER THIS SIMILAR AND RATHER BLAND CHEAP
AZZ COM GAME
- STAKES
WINNER 1 & 2-WHAT RETARD THOUGHT HORSE RACING AND
GAMING CAME TOGETHER WELL?
WELL IN
ALL THAT BRINGS THE LIST TO ABOUT 40.....ID LIKE TO SAY THAT
I RARELIE PLAY AEROPLANE GAMES EITHER AND I HAVE NO
INTENTION OF OWNING EVERIE NEO GEO BRAND GAME EVER MADE ON
THIS PATHETIC PLANE CALLED EARTH.......AM I A COLLECTOR YOU
ASK..........YES I AM BUT NOT OF SHIT WHICH IS WHAT I
CONSIDER THE ABOVE (BUT FOR THE ONES THAT JUST HAVE 1 ASPECT
WHICH I HATE LIKE SOUND OR VISUALS THEY ARE ACCEPTABLE AS
LONG AS GAME PLAY IS GOOD)..... ID ALSO LIKE TO STATE THAT I
HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE OF NEO.......IM BY NO MEANS RICH DONT
HAVE A WELL PAYING JOB ETC LIKE ALOT OF PEOPLE WHICH IS GOOD
AND LEAVES ME TO ONLIE GET GOOD STUFF RATHER THAN
EVERIETHING AND HAVE TO SHUFFLE THRU CRAP TO GET WHAT I WANT
AND HAVING A LARGE SUPPLY OF DOOR STOPS FOR THE 1-2 DOORS IN
THE PLACE THAT NEED STOPERS TO PREVENT THEM CLOSING OR
OPENING.......OH AND AS FOR PEOPLE AND THEIR FITS THAT IM
JEALOUS.....YES I AM.....BUT NOT OF THEM OR THEIR STUPID
COLLECTIONS.....HELL NO OWNING GAMES DOESNT INTREST ME IN
THE SLIGHTEST I HAVE SO MANY AND HAVE PLAYED SO MANY I FIND
IT HARD TO BELIEVE ANYONE COULD BE JEALOUS OF LUMPS OF
PLASTIC AND METAL.....IM ALSO NOT JEALOUS OF ALL OF THE
MERCHANDISE THAT MERELIE BEARS THE SNK LABEL (HELL I HAVE
ALMOST ALL THE KEY CHAINS IN ONE OF THE NEO COLLECTORS
COLLECTION AND 1 THAT HE/IT DONT HAVE) BUT I COLLECT THOSE
CUZ THEY ARE CUTE THOW I DO ADMIT IM AN IDIOT FOR BUYING FKN
CHIZURU CUZ I HATE HER BUT THEN AGAIN I HAD 1 HANGING SPACE
LEFT OVER STILL WITH OUT HER (I HAVE LIKE 5 NOW SINCE I
ADDED MORE KEY CHAIN NAILS)BUT IM HAPPIE WITH WHAT I HAVE
NOW IN THAT DEPARTMENT....OF OTHER COLLECTORS
LOOKS......AGAIN AND THIS TIME I HAVE TO SAY IT.....FUCK
NO!!!! I THOUGHT I WAS UGLIE BUT DAMN YA YOUD WANNA KEEP
YOURSELF OCCUPIED LOOKING LIKE THAT CUZ THERES NO CHANCE OF
SOME LADIE LOVING YOU FOR YOUR LOOX AND WITH THEIR
PERSONALITIES I DOUBT MONEYD MAKE MUCH OF A DIFFERENCE
EITHER.....HELL A 10 INCH D....ILL STOP THERE....LETS JUST
SAY THEY BE SHIT EVEN IN COMPARISON TO ME
YAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA AND THATS BAD! DAMN
BAD!! IM A JEALOUS JEALOUS DEVIL......BUT WHAT MAKES ME
JEALOUS IF I DONT NEED GAMES.....WELL SEE YELLOW OWNS
EVERIETHING I HAVE....SHE ALSO HAS THE LOOX STYLE AND
APPARENTLIE EVEN THE GREAT "BENIMARU" LOOX UP TO
HER.......I WISH I WAS AS SMART AS HER
YAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAA...... AND THAT HAS NOTING TO DO WITH ANY NEO
PEOPLE AT ALL WELL IM OFF TO DRESS LIKE A
VAMPIRE........BETTER NOT I REALLIE NEED SOME NEW SHOES(I
WALK ALOT AND YOU CAN SEE MIE SOX THRU THESE NOW AND THE
SOLE IS WORN TO CRAP (HINT BUY CHINESE WALKING SHOES IF YOU
SEE EM......CHEAP AS A BLANK VIDEO A PAIR (CHEAP BLANK VIDEO
AT THAT) BUT COMFORTABLE DURABLE AND IN THE PLASTIC OF THE
SOLE LIES A SLAB OF WOOD.........KICK A TREE SEE WHAT I
MEAN........) I NEED MORE I HAVENT SEEN EM FOR YEARS....BEST
$5 AUD EVER SPENT =( WHAT THE HELLS UP WITH DOUBLE MINT
CHEWING GUM........IT TASTES LIKE (WELL ID SAY SHIT BUT I
HAVENT EATEN THAT BEFORE) THAI GREEN CURRY (WHICH IS WHAT I
IMAGINE SHIT TO TASTE LIKE ;)(POOR JOE SAGAT AND ADON) ITS
SUGAR FKN FREE AND COMES IN THIS STRIPS LIKE
"EXTRA" CHEWING GUM(WHICH I LOATHE) IN FACT ITS
ALMOST FKN TASTES LIKE EXTRA ITS DISGUSTING I WANT SUGAR I
WANNA ROT MIE TEETH AS I CHEW AS LONG AS THE FLAVORS GOOD
ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH IM GOING TO SCREAM IF I DONT GET THIS
OUT AAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SOB DONT CHEW THAT CRAP
SOB SOB NNOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE PACKET GOES IN THE BIN
TOO........ GOOD NIGHTO FANS ADMIRERS WELL WISHERS ETC...........I
GO SLEPT
OH I AWAKE AGAIN TO
TERRORISE THE MEEK
YAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
SCREAM FOR YOUR BLOOD MORTALS!!!!!! THE ISSUE OF VIDEO GAME
CENSORSHIP HAS STABBED MIE EYES MANY A TIME.....NONE MORE SO
THAN THE TIME I PUT A HIRED CARTRIDGE OF FATAL FURY SPECIAL
FOR THE SNES AN PLUGGED IT INTO MIE SNES(DUH).....ANYWAY I
WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO A LITTLE BOUNCE AND A LIL LEG FROM
MAI SHIRANUI..........AND WHAT THE HELL.......THEY DRESSED
HER UP IN A FKN BIG RED NAPPY AND MADE HER CHEST DETHLIE
STILL!!!!! I CAN TELL YOU THAT HAD I ACTUALLIE PURCHASED IT
I WOULD HAVE SMASHED THE CARTRIDGE.......MAI IN A FKN NAPPY
SO YOU CANT SEE HER PANTIES......WELL I DONT KNO THE LAST
TIME I HEARD A NEWS BROADCAST ABOUT SOMEONE GOING ON A
RAMPAGE SHEDING BOUNCE WITH A HOT BODY AND WEARING CLOTHES
THAT CAN OFTEN BE BLOWN BY WIND AND SHOW THEIR
PANTIES......BUT I CANT SAY THAT THATD BE AN ENTIRELIE BAD
THING TO VIEW.....ANOTHER GAME THAT HAD THIS CENSORSHIP AND
FOR GOOD REASON WAS (UNRELATED TO NEO IN ANY WAY)CAPCOMS
STREET FIGHTER THE MOVIE.....NO MATTER IF CHUN LI WAS UPSIDE
DOWN FACING FORWARD ON THE PLANET MARS WITH SIGNIFICANTLIE
GREATER GRAVITIE WOULD HER DRESS THING FLY UP AS THE
ORIGINAL CHUN LIS DID........BUT THIS IS GOOD CUZ I REALLIE
DONT WANT TO SEE THAT UGLIE CHUN LI WANNA BES UNDER
PANTS.....(HOW SHE WAS CASTED)"SHE SLIGHTLIE RESEMBLES
AN ASIAN.....LETS HIRE HER".......IN THIS CASE FINE BUT
ALL THE AMERICAN NEO HOME UNITS AS WELL AS SATURN AND PSX
PORTS ALL SOMEHOW LOST MAIS BOUNCE........I CANT SAY THAT
IVE SEEN KOF 97 BUT ID HAVE TO SAY THAT ITD LOOK DAMN WEIRD
SINCE THEY ARE SO BIG BY 97 THEY COULDNT NOT
BOUNCE..............WHILE WERE ON THIS I WONDER IF AMERICA
REMOVED THAT CUTIE FROM WAKU WAKU 7S BOUNCE......THE LADIE
THAT HANGS OUT WITH J DANDY AND THE CAT (POKEMONS MISTY WITH
A GIANT CHEST;) THERE WAS NO REAL APPEAL TO HER BUT FOR THE
FACT THAT SHE JUMPED UP AND DOWN BOUNCING IN THE BACK GROUND
WHEN DANDY LANDED A HIT OR WON A ROUND....TO MAKE A LONG
COLUMN LONGISH ID LIKE TO SAY THAT ONE DAY I MAY LIVE TO
ACCEPT THE REMOVAL OF BLOOD FROM MIE FAVORITE GAMES AND I
MAY EXCUSE THE WAY THAT JAPAN WERE DICKHEADS AND REMOVED
TONS OF FEATURES FROM THE MAGICAL DROP 2 AND 3 GAMES (WHICH
IS DAMN HARD TO DO AND I DONT SEE MIESELF DOING IT SOON
EITHER)
BUT I CAN NEVER
FORGIVE THEM FOR PUTTING A GIANT FKN NAPPY ON MAI AND MAKING
HER CHEST STAND UNNATURALLIE STILL
ITS JUST
SICK AND DISGUSTING THE WAY GAMES HAVE ALL THE EYE CANDY
REMOVED THESE DAYS.....OH ON THE TOPIC I HEARD THAT THEY
WERE GOING TO MAKE SHERMIE(KOF 97) THE OROCHI BUT THE
CENSORSHIP CREWS SAID "NO WE CANT HAVE A FEMAL OROCHI
BURNING OFF HER CLOTHES AND FLYING AROUND DOING BOUNCIE
MOVES" IM SURE SNKS STAFF WERE QUITE SADDENED BY THAT
AND TAKEN BACK ALOT IN PRODUCTION (HENCE WHY KOF ALWAYS
COMES OUT LATE) I SIT AWAKE AT NIGHT AND LAUGH MANIACALLIE
AT THE POSSIBILITIES AMERICA WOULDVE USED TO COVER THIS UP
-"WE COULD PUT A BIG NAPPY ON HER CHEST AND MAKE IT
STAY STILL"
YAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAA WELL I FOR ONE WOULDVE PREFERED A FEMALE OROCHI....IF
CHRIS CAN BURST HIS SHIRT OFF WHY CANT SHERMIE?.......LONG
LIVE(WELL SHES A GHOST BUT IN OUR HEARTS I MEAN) KAGARIBI.....
WHEN THE FUX IS A
HELLO KITTY NEO GEO GAME COMING OUT SNK!!!!!!?????
YELLOW IS
GOING TO WRITE A FEW SHORT LINES NOW TO SNK PLEADING FOR A
HELLO KITTY NEO GAME THEN ILL SUM UP
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HOW COULD ANYONE REFUSE ONE SO CUTE SUCH A SIMPLE REQUEST?
IF SNK DOESNT MAKE A NEO HELLO KITTY GAME ILL ASSUME THEY
HAVE MANY RETARDED MEMBERS OF STAFF ARE ON DRUGS OR SANRINO
REFUSED I DONT FEEL LIKE SPENDING ANY MORE TIME WITH YOU UN
IMMORTALS.......I HAVE QUITE A BIT TO DO INCLUDING FILLING
OUT MIE MELODY RABBIT ADDRESS BOOK MAGNET THING WITH PEOPLE
I KNOS PHONE NO#S (ALOT OF PEOPLE) ALSO MADE MORE DIFFICULT
BY THE FACTOR THAT THE LITIUM BATTERIE IN MIE PHONE NO#
ORGANISER THING RAN OUT =( OH WELL NO MATTER THE MOST
IMPORTANT PEOPLE TO ME ARE CLOSEST TO ME (YES YELLOW RABBITS
ARE PEOPLE YOU RACISTS!!!!!!)TIME TO CRY TIME TO SCREAM TIME
TO DIE........
THE NEO GEO POCKET
EXPERIENCE
WELL
NEO POCKET HASNT BEEN RELEASED HERE YET....I FIND IT FUN TO
ASK PEOPLE WHO WORK AT GAME SHOPS ABOUT SUPERNOVAS AND NEO
POCKETS CUZ THEY DONT KNO WHAT THE HELL IM ON ABOUT! ANY WAY
SO I WAS THINKING TO MIE SELF HMMMMMMMMMMMM SHOULD I GET
MIESELF A NEO POCKET....THE SHOP PERFECT (A SANRINO(HELLO
KITTY KEROPPI FROG MELODY RABBIT)SHOP) SAID DEFINATELIE NO!
SO I FORGOT THAT IDEA SINCE IMPORTING IS A NIGHTMARE FOR
ME.....FIRST I GOTTA GET A REPLIE FROM MIE LETTER THAT I
TYPE IN CAPS.......THATS THE FIRST AND HARDEST
STEP......THEN THE SECOND STEP IN GETTING AN INTERNATIONAL
MONEY ORDER......WHICH IS SPENSIVE BUT NOT TOO BAD THEN I
NEED TO PAY FOR THE CHECK AND THE MONEY ON THE
CHECK......60-70 USD IS A FKN LOT TO ME...WHY....LET ME
ENLIGHTEN NON AUSTRALIANS......IN THIS COUNTRIE WAGES ARE
QUITE LOW AND OUR DOLLAR IS WORTH PERHAPS THE EQUIVALANT OF
1 AUD TO 1 MONOPOLY DOLLAR....THEN BECAUSE THERE ARENT MANY
PEOPLE IN THE COUNTRIE THE GOVT TAXES THE CRAP OUTTA EVERIE
ONE.....A NORMAL WORKER LOOSES ABOUT 50%+ OF HER/HIS WAGES
AND THE GOVT WASTES IT.........WELL HERES WHERE MIE PROBLEM
COMES IN........SEE I DONT WORK AND HAVE ALOT OF EXPENSES
AND STUFF.....AND THE GOVT GIVES AS LITTLE MONEY TO STUDENTS
AS THEY CAN........THEN STUFFS THEIR POCKETS WITH WAGES OF
2000 A WEEK........WHERE A NORMAL WORKER MAY GET 800 A WEEK
DOWN TO 400 OR 500 CUZ OF TAX.........SO I REFUSE TO WORK
NOW I HAVE ALOT BETTER STUFF TO DO THAN GET RIPPED OFF BY
THE GOVT........I WASNT BORN TO WORK FOR THE GOVT AND IF I
WAS ID EXPECT THEM TO HAVE TREATED ME WITH RESPECT IN THE
PAST............SO AS YOU CAN SEE NEO POCKET IS HERE IN 1
SHOP......FOR 179.95.......ABOUT 100+USD AND IM NOT PAYING
THAT CUZ I COULD GET ALOT MORE KIX AZZ STUFF FOR
THAT..........ID LIKE A NEO POCKET BUT YOU KNO SOME THINGS
TAKE PRIORITIE.........SO NOW IM GOING TO GO OUT SIDE AND
BASK IN THE GIANT ELECTRIC STORM (FRIGHTENED THE HELL OUTTA
MIE LADIE THAT BOLT) DAMN DO I LOVE STORMS.....I GOTTA OFF
THE COM THOW CUZ I WANT THIS TO APPEAR ONLINE AND WITH BOLTS
OF LIGHTNING LIKE THAT THE COM COULD FRY..........YES I LOST
AN AUNTIE TO A LIGHTNING BOLT....QUITE UNFORTUNATE...BUT I
LOVE STORMS SO OUT I GO..........NIGHTO
PICTURES TO LIVEN
THIS THING UP..........
WELL
I WAS WONDERING IF ANY ONE HAD A ROM OF FATAL FURY SPECIAL
SNES US VERSION......NOT FOR ME TO KEEP........HELL
NO......I WAS WONDERING IF ANYONE COULD TAKE A COUPLE OF PIX
FOR ME OF MAI IN THAT GIANT RED FKN NAPPY OF HERS(WELL NOT
HERS IT THE CENSORS NAPPY FORCED ONTO HER) IF I CAN FIND ANY
APPROPRIATE PIX BY NEXT TIME THIS PAGE MAY NOT SEEM SO
UMMMMMMMM WELL UNPICTURED?.....WELL SEE BY NEXT TIME ANYWAY
=)
SHOCKED?!?!!?!??!
IS MIE
SPELLING AND GRAMMAR TO GOOD TO BE ME?......IT KINDA IS CUZ
I CHECKED IT 20+ TIMES OVER AND MADE IT LOOK PRESENTABLE FOR
APPERANCE AND MAXIMUM DEVIL EFFECT.........I WONDER IF I
SHOULD ADD PIX AND ASK THE REVEREND 330 MEGA FOR PAY OR
SOMETHING?.....MIE EDITOR STRONGLIE ADVISES ME NOT TO
(YELLOW FOR THE SLO PEOPLE) AS SHE THINX A MUTANIED GET US
KIXED........OH WELL NO FUN FOR ME =( HELL SHE EVEN
CORRECTED MIE SPELLING MISTAKES(THAT OFTEN SPELLED OTHER
WORDS) AND FIXXXED THE GRAMMAR........THANK YELLOW IF YOU
CANT READ TRUE SNK DEVIL AND FOR THE FIRST TIME COULD BEGIN
TO UNDERSTAND THE KINDA STUFF I POST EVERIE WHERE.......
IN LOVE OF BLOOD
SNK NIGHTMARE DEVIL AND MASTER WARLORD VAMPIRE AND DEATH
OROCHI PYRO GUI LONG THE SOUL REAPER AND HAPPY HELLO KITTY
PYRE DEMON LORD OF BLOOD
AND HAPPY
YELLOW
(TALKING FOR
FAN SCENE
(BUT BY NO MEANS ON THEIR BEHALF
OR OF THIER VIEWS)-FOR NONE OF YOUR NEO/TURBO GRAFIX
NEEDS!(NOR SANITIE NEEDS EITHER ;)
HAVE ANY THING TO SAY TO THE SNK DEVIL....MAIL HIM IF YOU
REALLIE MUST HAPPY_GUI@KITTYMAIL.COM
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